Script to Ear: The Eeeeeeh Man Cometh
Here’s an example of the original version of a script, and then how it sounded when it was produced (you can listen to it at the bottom).
‘Ello. Did you know? I’m a big fan of George Formby? I know all his catchphrases! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
What’s going on? Where’s Dr. Strangeglove?
eeeeh he’s not here. Heeeeeee’s in Holly Woo making a film. Eeeeeeh.
So who are You?
I’m the EEEEEEEEH MAN!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
well, Eeeh man. Would you say you’re pleased to be on the show tonight?
And, have you got a straaaaaaaaaange tale to tell us all today?
Because I’m the Eeeeeeeh man that’s why. I don’t DO straaaaaaaaaaange tales.
What do you do then?
well I sit around and go “eeeh”
No, not C. “E”. EEEEEEEH!
Right, and just to confirm, your favourite letter of the alphabet is-
F? Are you sure its not E?
No you’re not sure or no its not E?
Only joking! It is E! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Oh dear me…
Hopefully Dr. Straaaaaaangeglove will be back with some more of his straaaaaaaange tales. I want to hear more about that toaster story, it sounds really spooky…
And here’s what it sounded like when we made it.